Grimewave

12: You Don't F*ck With the Infinite

Sean, Mike, Bill, Jerry, and Pete kinda talk all over the place. Heroing & jeeping. Olympic events involving drugs. Meme history. Kelly barfs. Is porn still cool. Old people who shit themselves decide our fates. We listen to our first batch of voicemails. We get deep in the survey, we also get slightly angry. Call the damn voicemail.

11: Hot Buttered Cop Porn

Quieter due to no guest. Just Bill, Sean, and Mike this episode. Our first voicemail commercial. Icing (not the penalty). Tales of cops and shenanigans involving cops (note: we were/are complete idiots, DON'T LIVE HOW WE DID) and we're pretty sure the Statue of Limitations that France gave the United States mad long ago said its ok to talk about most of this now. We then read a completely bonkers ass story about Scrooge McDuck doing mad blow. Then we do the survey.

10: Pooh Goes Apeshidded and Apefarded His Pants

Dan returns and Jerry joins us for tales of high school idiocy, middle school idiocy, and even elementary idiocy. Sean goes to a very nice wine store and fits in. Mike builds an empire he didn't know was full of shid in kindergarten. Dan hates all apes and insists shidding and farding your pants causes marital issues. Jerry chooses integrity over shidding pants. Bill revisits a time someone shot blanks. We read about Winnie the Pooh on cocaine. Jerry gets the survey. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Oh and say hi to Jerry, he'll be around.

Episode 9: But First, Let's Talk Grimey (Part 2)

Part 2 of our episode with Martha from "But First, Let's Talk Nerdy". She takes the livejournal survey, and we get survey questions from her. We learn about our friend Robby Larry Stine. It was such a good time we decided to keep recording. We read more Chicken Soup for the Military Wife Soul where we hear the legend of Little Michael the United States' most deadly soldier and is also a newborn. Also a man propositions a woman in the Olive Garden. This is honest to god, the most we've laughed on this podcast thus far. Note: The could-be-better audio quality/inconsistent levels will end in a few episodes as we've purchased a significant upgrade and also took on a 4th host. More on that later!

Episode 8: But First, Let's Talk GRIMEY (Part 1)

Martha from the podcast "But First, Lets Talk Nerdy" joins us all the way from Las Vague Ass to talk weirdly named boring games Bills uncle made up, fighting at low tier celebrities houses, and to give us an absolute master class in downright despicable, stomach turning, egg birthing, eel sexing fanficiton in the Game of Thrones universe. Also something about Spiderman in heels humming quarters at strippers. Artwork by Martha too!

Episode 7: I Cumb First, You Pound Sand

Aaron and John join us for our longest episode yet, but not like super long. We fire bullets at the feces. Mike thinks 40s are high class for some reason. We say a month and a half, but it was actually a YEAR old Caldwells pint is shared and people get very loud. We read from Chicken Soup for the following Souls: Possibly Racist Christian Teenage, Military Wife, Couples. The survey gets surprisingly deep. This episode fuchs. Oh and the answer to the last question on the episode is Insane Clown Posse muthafaku.

Episode 6: I Could Talk About Foreskin Forever

Phil shows up chugging white wine. Sean gives a very easy to answer would-you-rather. Mike tells us the tale of him hearing the tale of his family's history while he ate some ice cream, it gets dark. Bill gets very angry at one point. Phil is very enthusiastic about foreskin. No read this week either because we found some shit we thought would be funny but it wasn't!

Episode 5: Drug Trek III: The Search for Drugs

Speculation about Chris Benoit. One minute of politics. What if we did drugs? Talking about having done drugs. Getting trapped at your friends house on drugs. Did we mention drugs? This episode we do. Thrills stops by at the end for a survey and we take a vote on Sean. There's no reading this week because the audio was unusable, so enjoy this short episode! Drugs!

Episode 4: If I See God, Its On Sight

We talk about Mr Hands, getting too much high, and read a lot of horse stories and decide every single one of them is fake. Featuring our first technical difficulty of, we're sure, many more to come! Nunzio joins us and says a lot of things that pretty much boil down to: he wants to fight cosmic beings. We're here for it.

Episode 2: Andre the Giant Could B00f a 40oz

Dan joins us for some large human beer speculation, chariot availability in 2021, and to read that one Harry Potter fanfiction that everyone's heard about. We give him the livejournal survey too. I swear its funnier than this description.