Grimewave

No Bill this time. Either Storm from the X-Men or Mike from Grimewave is keeping him hundreds of miles away—depends on who you ask. Please bear with any audio technical difficulties as Sean and Kelly don't know what they're doing. Quick rundown of the episode: Bill is absent, Mike got laid, Kelly is high, and Sean is scared.

Mike comes in fresh from the Ohio Oktoberfest. He didn't have a great time. We talk about going back to our roots (see our earlier, more chaotic episodes). Bill aggressively defends his bidet. Also, toilet paper and places it gets stuck to, Kaiju Big Battel, and we cap it off with some strip club stories.

Bill, Sean, Kelly and Mike are back again for the 3rd Annual Grimewave 9/11 Episode. Most of us remembered. Bill's having trouble watching porn. Kelly has a life changing message for Mike. Sean achieves self-awareness, know what I mean? We also talk about old people "hooking up," messed up dreams, and gettin' your oil checked. Leave a voicemail! 781-435-6402

This is a Mike-less episode. Where could he be? You would think with it being Kelly, Bill, and Sean, things would be tame since Kelly and Bill only have to babysit one idiot. We hear about Bill and Kelly's experience at BKFC at Fenway Park, we are read a news report about the Butt-Sniffer and then we watch something completely insane and we go off the rails for a little while. Things calm down a bit and we talk about Johnny Bravo, and about how Kelly is a girl-boss but doesn't want to be. Leave a voicemail! We'll play it on a future episode! 781-435-6402

Bill, Kelly, Sean and Ohio Mike. This one is a little longer than recent episodes, but it's worth the listen. We start off normal, talking about tobacco, hot dogs, booze, drugs, and weed. Then things take a turn at some point. Sean tells a couple Wal-Mart stories, and then becomes the subject of an experiment of sorts. Kelly got a promotion. Could be rough. Billy has a couple work stories. Pretty gross. Ideas for future episodes are discussed. Hopefully we don't go in that direction. Mike tells us the Tale Of Ferdinand's Anus. That leads us to looking up a certain world record. Believe it or not, there's more.

Kelly, Bill, and Sean are joined via cyberspace by Mike. We talk about the differences between our home and his new one. Sean tells us about how he almost blew himself up. Kelly and Bill need to be calmed down at one point, enough said.

We're saying goodbye to Mike for now as he ascends into his digital form. What kind of impression is he going to make on his new reality? Sean tries to convince Kelly to start smoking cigarettes. Bill shows us a couple stories from the internet. One about a guy who works out in public covered in cooking oil, the other about a priest who is a huge b-word. We reminisce about our favorite memories of Mike throughout the years, and as always, much more.

Starting this one out with another voicemail. We've discovered the perfect legal loophole to escape prosecution for assault and battery. An excerpt from Anthony Kiedis's self-incriminating autobiography is read. Gay cops. Jimothy. Bill reads some of the crazier social media posts he's come across. Liquor and drug stories. And we've found our fallback name incase we ever have to rebrand.

Recurring guest Thrills joins us. We start this episode off with a voicemail. Leave one of your own. 781-435-6402. Kelly might not make it through this one. Pshhhh... lightweight. Mike is slowly turning into a hologram, or AI, he hasn't decided yet. Bill and Sean are now internet brothers. Thrills' band Gutted Twice released an EP. Check it out. Their song Parasitic Festering is featured in this episode. 

https://guttedtwice.bandcamp.com/album/a-malicious-betrayal

The four amigos, as usual. Sean brought snacks for the whole class. Is there a comparison between Real Housewives and King Cobra? We're talkin' executions, self-executions, and a certain bird-executing MLB pitcher. Also, adventures and antics in both Red Dead and GTA Online. Plus, a little bit of Scientology to boot.