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24: Of Hooburritos and Honey Men

Gus aka Ok Dock joins Mike, Jerry, Sean and Bill this week. Jerry predicts that this episode was gonna air in December by going right into battle about Christmas movies. We hear some voicemails, one about the crime rate in Lynn that sets Sean off. Candles. THE HONEY MAN... We hear the absolutely riveting story of this legendary degenerate which leads to just tales of characters in retail/food jobs we've had. We also learn about the best band related food that no longer exists. Seeing celebrities in public, and how we own them. Selling and stealing weed, but never the bud. Gus takes the survey and blows our minds with 3 wishes. Shitting in the shower. Sean brings us all way the frig down and makes us lament our childhood. Balls talkin.

23: Lil Peep is Just Linkin Park Lite

Local historian Sean (not our Sean) of many a heavy band joins Aaron, Mike and Bill for tales of hardcore show shenanigans, south shore folklore, the nitrous industry, and vampire movies. We then get into some South Shore vs North Shore as curated by Aaron, which just ends up in more stories. While doing so we hear the harrowing tale of an actual fcking jelly fish thrown at someone.

22: Hulk Hogan Deals Molly in Lynn

Thrills joins Mike, Bill, Jerry and Blanco (Sean joins later, trapped in another pinball machine). I sincerely have no words for this episode. We rap about a girls dad, and being nice. Instead of a survey we give Thrills a Choose Your Own Adventure experiment we make up as we go along that turns into just complete fuuuuuck soup.

21: Mavis Beacon, Head Bich vs The Don Juan of Detox

This episode should have been last week and last week should have been this week. This takes place the week after Sean was absent. Mike, Bill, Sean and Dan shoot the feces for a bit. Sean thinks he's a rehab sex god. Bill angrily calls back a voicemail caller about roast beef. Dan cusses out an old job. A 5 mile rift is torn between the hosts over a singular food preference. Sean and Mike meet "glizzy". Kelly offers everyone her Milkis. We talk about throwing shit at or from cars again, but its still funny. Chicken Soup for all sorts of souls. Chicken Soup for Horse fornicators. We hit Sean with the survey, and things get goofy. One of us has smol pp.

20: Kinetic Balls, But Like Actual Balls

Bill, Mike, Sean, Jerry, and Aaron are joined by Jae and Blanco. This is a size LARG crew so bear with us. We talk some shit about tendies and wings and nuggets. We then hop on Urban Dictionary and Jerry gets no-scoped by a press of the random button and learning what a "glorp" is. We hit the survey for Jae and Blanco and honestly its literally just a ball pit. Lots of cool balls, just ballin out. Tell a friend about us. Call the voicemail (781-435-6402). Follow us on ig (@grimewavepodcast) and twitter (@grimewavepod)

(note: first time editing on multitrack. The first 1/3 is shaky, but gets better. Sorry!)

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17: Square One Mall Grime

Mike, Bill, and Jerry are joined by none other than the person behind the Square One Mall Goth instagram. Beezing. Triple c's. Tripping in general. We get a voicemail from a fellow podcast. More Wet Dantics. Bullshittin bout social media bullshit n shit. We read some porn short story written by a dude who has never touched a tit in his life. No one gets turned on. Sean shows up despicably late, then the survey happens and the group is NOTICABLY more intoxicated. Kelly tells us Thrills' WW2 history lesson. We unanimously decide we would like to bring back the Bali Hai. If you don't know, Bali Hai was Kowloon on the "very hard" difficulty. Heavy editing ensued because alcohol. As Ernest Hemmingway once said "write drunk, edit sober". Enjoy, assholes. This is a good one.

16: Luigi Streaking at Ground Zero as Told By Jeff Gordon

Just Mike, Bill, Sean and Jerry this episode. Jerry's first official episode as a host before we became the collective we are at now. Road stories from old bands. Micheal Jordan's Hitler moustache. Hampton Beach/B.U.M. Equipment. Drive by insults. Getting insulted by someone driving by. Tossing stuff out cars at people. Disability by big dick. Chicken Soup for the NASCAR Soul: Jeff Gordon saves 9/11. Reading a psychopath NASCAR fan dating contract. Streaking romance. We all get the survey this episode. The difference between cracks.

15: Wet Dan Teaches Squirting 101

This episode immediately goes to hell. Sean, Mike, and Bill are joined by Dan and Kelly. The whole episode centers on Dan's dark Squirt-soaked family secret. Also: Hip hop live. The origin of rap. Diarrhea/barfing debate. Blue Moon = hot dog water. Shityard Blumpkinhead. Thrills shows up for another interview. The quality of his interviews have not diminished. A child named Pee. "I'm in the jungle. I'm racin. I'm racin. I'm huntin shit. I gotta eat." It gets damn near incomprehensible at the end. Its quality. Find out who is a Cop Calling Cum Taster.

13: I‘m Pretty Sure I‘m a God and Can‘t Be Killed

Mike, Bill, Sean, and Aaron are joined by our guest Calvin. Weird fights. One of us GTA's (the video game) someone. Pepper spraying an entire brawl. The queerest brawl on earth. An actually difficult would-you-rather. Sex while blind. Did Johnny Knoxville get a pass for "The Ringer"? During the survey Calvin leaves and Johnny Walker joins us. How shitty Coolio's non-hits were. Do we want a Brink sequel? Well we speculate about what that would be for a while. Red Hot Chili Peppers get brought up and Bill gets very angry. Kingston doubles down on a freudian slip. Dad darkness. Meatball and sausage philosophies. Dick suckin aliens. Shampubes.