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Massachusetts clownshoes Sean, Kelly, Bill, and Ohio Mike talk. Sometimes with a guest. Just listen, you dink.
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Jul 4, 2025
Jul 4, 2025
1hr 1 min
Bape was ass. We talk: peeing on things at playgrounds as a little hoodlum, playground shenanigans, artists assaulting show attendees, bear/gorilla history lesson with Mike, some bad lyrics, how our bodies are now the thunderdome of cancers, drinking on the job and at pax, Ask Bill which turns into Ask Bill and Kelly

Jun 24, 2025
Jun 24, 2025
34 min
Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean are here. Have you ever drawn a dick on a person's face while they were passed out at a party? Have you ever wondered what happened to that person after you left that party and they were still passed out with dicks all over their face? We discuss it here. We find out where Sean has been. Mike brings a video for us to view and talk about. Hint: it's a video of a weaponized projectile dookie.

Jun 15, 2025
Jun 15, 2025
1hr 16 min
Bill, Mike, and Kelly are joined by Dylan and immediately begin waxing poetic and theorycrafting Pepsiman. We also: hear a story about ketchup, talk about dragon scales and the butts they hide according to the mind of Bill's 11 yr old nephew, Korn's Korn tattoos from Limp Bizkit, fake deep ass AI stuff (we actually get serious for a second and Mike is revealed to be 200IQ), sink pissing, men having relations in the woods, talk to Sean, being Luigi, voicemails, tongue in cheek politics, the pope, Skitchin on Sega Genesis

May 26, 2025
May 26, 2025
57 min
Joe joins Mike, Bill and Kelly to talk: Big piss, Andrew Tate, incel candidates/pick up artists, rating nerd conventions by smell, being high yo. Joe then suggests a nice little question game. Whats the game got to do with? Well we find out how one of us would persist if they sweat peanut butter. We also talk: power rangers, and our favorite cereals.

May 12, 2025
May 12, 2025
55 min
Welcome to the F Sean Era. Sean has had an operation on his throat and sounds kinda weird now, he sounds like a high Kelly. A trippy Tyler joins us and we talk about: the Minecraft movie, and other unplanned audience events at movies. "Have you seen my clit?". Jess joins us mid-episode for our first ever Sean-Off.

Apr 19, 2025
Apr 19, 2025
57 min
WE BACK ON TRACK. THIS EPISODE IS CURRENT. IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. MAKE SURE YOU GOT A CLEAN ASS. DON'T GAMBLE, YOU ARE SHUNNING THE LORD. DON'T DRINK E&J, ITS EVIL JUICE.

Apr 15, 2025
Apr 15, 2025
47 min
Older, backlogged episode, we'll describe it like an old Batman comic: This week Bill, Mike, and Sean find themselves in peril! Mike has two cocks! J.K. Rowling is a transphobe! Could Krillin take a nut from Goku? Bill schools everyone about dildos! A racist website started out as a haven for weather enthusiasts!

Apr 12, 2025
Apr 12, 2025
40 min
Paul gets mentioned a lot. "Hey Mistering" when we were kids. One of the last "Sh!t Bag Of The Week" segments. Dumping in public toilets. Short episode. Short Desctiption. Support the Patreon that we don't have. Do you have an absurd amount of hours in a video game? Let us know.

Apr 2, 2025
Apr 2, 2025
59 min
ike, Bill and Sean are back in Wolfeboro with Tyler. Having 8 dicks. Having 8 pussies. Shooting arrows. Bill loses his marbles on the bus. Community in pornhub. Etiquette for falling while you piss. Etiquette for self "relief" when camping with friends. We talk alot. This episode is very drunk. Bears. Random bears.

Jan 17, 2025
Jan 17, 2025
36 min
Porchfest, parking lot guitar solos, liquid shits, Bill's family, your car knows if you're gay or straight, a Mexican Fuck-Off. Also at the end is sort of a teaser of a style of scripted episode to come in the future: Grimewave Theater, this one about a future where sex work is treated like any other blue collar trade that is union backed.
