Episodes
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
68: Break On Through (the Fence)
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
This is an older one, but a silly ol time. A former guest does some beer shenanigans. Some more silly stuff. Mike becomes a cryptid for local youths in the woods. Sean and Thrills recount a breakthrough night.
Monday Jan 08, 2024
67: The Blackout Dick Destroyer
Monday Jan 08, 2024
Monday Jan 08, 2024
Quick guy while we ramp up for episode 69. Word games. A text tirade from Our Pal Paul. Predator hate. Pooping so much it fills the bowl. Uh I forget the rest!
Saturday Dec 02, 2023
66: Snake Dickskin
Saturday Dec 02, 2023
Saturday Dec 02, 2023
I had a description written, but I'm just gonna leave it at: the voice of Grimewave, Pete, drops his focus for his campaign for alderman of his city and it may just be one of the better episodes we've ever done. Thanks Pete. Good lord. Just listen.
Monday Nov 13, 2023
65: I Felt Like a Little Slut, Literally
Monday Nov 13, 2023
Monday Nov 13, 2023
Noah and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike to talk: urinals in every room, extremely bad tech puns, bad eras in metalcore, bad shirts, nicotine in dire situations, deftones impressions, crashin cars, suckin Tarantintoes, the president's son is cool, SBOTW, Madlibs which includes a mini lesson in what Joe Coolin it means, and Noah does a choose your own where the smallest hogs topple the biggest mountains
Sunday Oct 22, 2023
64: Dr Mario is in the Sacklers Pocket
Sunday Oct 22, 2023
Sunday Oct 22, 2023
Just the three amigos this episode. The band this week is the riff quarry they call Hellhorse. We talk: Bad names. Commercials. Rainbows. Bills horrible day. Cleaning your inner butt out. Shitbag of the Week with some low hanging fruit tech weenie. Slurs. We then decide to try and make sentences going word for word around the table, then two words. New depths of dumb are explored.
Sunday Oct 01, 2023
63: I Went to Columbine
Sunday Oct 01, 2023
Sunday Oct 01, 2023
Immediately off to a shakey start due to malfunctioning pens. Connor joins Mike, Bill, and Sean and immediately we forsake the rails. We start a pop punk band because we have a youngster as a guest. Lives destroyed and the people who keep tally of it. A shitty and too long analysis of a brawl between the two singers of Crazytown. Jerry Springer arrives in hell to a penthouse, and his lasting repercussions on exploiting the mentally unwell. A legend is told for SBOTW. Bam Margera. Sean goes to dunks. Connor then destroys us by introducing us to Quora. We make fun of people in 80s and 90s songs comments on youtube.
Sunday Aug 20, 2023
62: Seanic The Hedgehog Meets Maury Povich
Sunday Aug 20, 2023
Sunday Aug 20, 2023
Dead billionaires on the ocean floor. GTA V. Sean wants to be Ray Liotta. Bill draws Ray Liotta. The pro-wrestling baby. Deep piss. Piss cigarettes and their effects on the human body. We give Martha a new character to expose as gay. Denstists get put on blast. Newport cigarettes get put on blast. Shitty twitter chicks get put on blast. Grandma is sucking dick in a thunderstorm. Seanic The Hedgehog is a mass murderer. Also, we listen to a track by a sick thrash band from the MA area, Death Strider.
Monday Jul 31, 2023
61: You Don’t Wanna Be the Only Man Around Boys
Monday Jul 31, 2023
Monday Jul 31, 2023
Cold open sort of, right into some whistlin rapper. Mike tries to make his "fetch" happen. Calorie talk. Science wit Sean. Hot sauce caution. Jackass only does dicks now. A tale from Kowloons. WAR MILK. Big Klit. Ass Master (the anti Big Klit). Immediate SBOTW Winner. Cumbusters/CSCUC. Question Mark Buy My Book Suit Guy. Get Money Quick Schemes/Seanybucks. Gaslighting the colorblind. We then do quite possibly the grossest choose your own ever.
Monday Jul 03, 2023
60: Jerry’s Blunt
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Monday Jul 03, 2023
My fingers are all broken and I can't type long or it hurts, ouchie, this is a really good episode though, ow, its just Bill, Sean, and Jerry. Mike was wearing huge timbs in New York I think. We do mad libs and say hump a lot. I swear to god this episode is funny.
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
59: Kinky Litterbox
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Sean, Mike, Bill and Jerry are joined by Johna of Johna Jo Media. We talk: farts, Crazytown, farts during concerts, duck privates, animal privates. We then interview Johna and Bill's joke idea falls flat on its face. We get to hear the ins and outs of shooting bands. After the interview we do some mad libs. Thankfully Johna's experience as an english teacher proved really helpful as she gives us not one but SEVERAL lessons in the english language. This is an educational podcast sometimes. We end with the SBOTW, and finally some words of wisdom from Massachusetts most underrated death metal guitarist and person-disser, Pal.