34: Charles Dwayne ”The Cocaine Rock” Johnson

Episode opens with Mike and Bill talking to Nunzio again. Mike gets spiritual on benzos. Talkin pho. A voicemail caller lets us know they're upset with us. Dan's voicemail abuses our platform for potential personal gain (he has since found what he needed). Moshing problems and we find out who the Gallagher(s) of hardcore are. Time travel flicks and plot twists (spoilers for old movies). The group then plays "Stereotype Me" by looking at an archive of yearbooks and making assumptions about people based off their senior quotes. Dan then shows up. The episode ends with our first official Choose Your Own, hope you brought your sea legs. The survey is dead until further notice.